He's a poet and didn't know it

We headed to my parents last weekend for a quick trip. On Saturday, Faith and I attended Allyson and Curtis' baby shower (our reason for the trip). On the drive down, Faith decided that she wanted to write some poetry. George helped her out with a little ditty for Allyson. Prepare to be amazed....

It farts, it stinks,
It's not just you,
It's baby too.

George was so pleased with this version that he added another line:

It farts, it stinks,
It burps, it drinks,
It's not just you,
It's baby too.

Faith wrote down the poem and gave it to Allyson at her baby shower. She thought Curtis would enjoy this special gift...and besides, as she said, "It's true."